Is Jessica Alba getting on your nerves? Not only is she dripping in cash, always has cracking movie roles lined up and was picked sexiest women at the Teen Choice Awards last Sunday (August 26th) - but now she's supposedly proportionally perfect! Darn it!

The 26-year-old actress and star of the Fantastic Four movies has been declared by scientists to have the sexiest stats. According to academics at Cambridge (not known for being a hot bunch!) this perfection lies in the ratio between hips and waist, and equates to the number 0.7.

This would mean that a woman with 36 inch hips and a 25 inch waist has got it made - and you've guessed it, here comes Alba! The svelte lady even beat hot-pot Marilyn Monroe who worked out at 6.9.

Hmm, what a load of mathematical confusion! Before you all go applying an equation to your strump-o-meter we say stop! Sexiness is about how you hold it, not what you're holding!

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