Prince Harry's likely to be clearing a dirty new date in his diary after his dad's latest social gaffe.

According to the Daily Star, Prince Charles inadvertently lined up an erotic extravaganza for his son's birthday bash later this year.

Chaz got chatting to burlesque queen Dita Von Teese at the recent Cartier International Polo Tournament apparently, and when he asked her what she does for a living she simply said she's a dancer.

The evidently-cool dad then invited the ex-Mrs Manson to regale the December do, which will be Harry's 24th, with a performance.

"Poor Charles was so embarrassed when he realised what he'd done. He genuinely had no idea about her raunchy stage act," an onlooker told the tabloid.

"He gnawed his fist to within an inch of its knuckle when his aides explained what sort of dancing she did for a living."

Dita, of course, is known for her over-sized martini glass act, where she writhes around half-naked and ups the erotic ante to the max.

Sounds like a right royal flush is in the offing!

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